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jenny and i have a panther named morris and a cheetah
named michiko. shes the father and my panther partner, and we love our kids!!!
rhode island is by far the weirdest trip i have ever been on. you wouldnt think
there would be so many strip clubs and naughty stores in such a small area that has all these nice coffee places and book
stores, but then again i also though that megan wouldnt hide her money in her panties.*shudders*
if you ever think about meat, think about how the animals urine and feces is mixed
in with the meat you eat. sounds tasty ay? thats one of the reasons im now a vegetarian, stop telling me to eat animal shit
people!
everything is disfunctional. dont think that you dont have a disfunctional family,
b/c thats a lie. everyone has problems, but someone always has something worse going on in their life.
nothing makes sense. i mean, look at lightbulbs. how the hell did thomas edison
just go "damnit i need light, lemme combine some stuff and voila! let there be light." thats just weird, and i dont think
i will ever understand electricity.
star wars is awesome. the prequels arent that good, but if they wanted to make
episode III better, they could turn it into a padme-annikin porn sequence. dude, i would pay alot to see that man naked, whooot
he is hot! not thatd id do something like that...
if you ever want to freak your parents out, tell them that you are pregnant and
you cant figure out who the father is, and that its narrowed down to 3 guys. then laugh hysterically as they panic.
chocolate can take away wrinkles. not that i have any, im only 17, but still,
good to know for the future.
the food network channel is the best channel ever. in my observations, the iron
chef always beats the challenger, martha stewart puts alcohol in all of her food, and racheal ray really can make a meal in
30 minutes or less.
math is pointless. so is chemistry. my theory is, we are all going to die, so
why the hell do we need to know that crap?
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